1-wander through the store dressed in all black with a fake walkie-talkie humming the Mission Impossible theme. When someone asks what you're doing, scream "LOOK OUT!!!" and push them behind a shelf
2-Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly after they take one.
3-Buy 350 packets of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!!" once the cashier tells you the price
4-Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask someone where you can find some "musical devices"
5-when the announcer-thing comes on, throw yourself on the floor and scream "THE VOICES!!!THEY'RE BACK!!!"
6-start a fish stick fight
7-walk up to random people and give them giant bear hugs. Then scream "I MISSED YA, MAN!!!!!!!"
8-(this requires a friend) Jump in a cart and have a friend push you around screaming "The British are coming!!!"
9-walk up to an employee and murmur "code red in aisle 3" and see what they do
10-slip a br@ and a lacey pink th0ng into a really macho-looking man's cart (just make sure he doesn't have any girls with him)
11-attempt to fly off a high shelf
12-throw confetti on random people walking into the store
13-whisper "I know your "little secret"' to people in the checkout line
14-stand inside the freezer at the frozen food section
15-walk up to empoyees and whistake you away...to aisle 8...per "I saw dead people...They want me to
Fun things to do in an Elevator 1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
5. Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hey Greg. How's your day been?"
6. Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
7. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
8. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
9. Lay down a twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
10. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
11. Look freaked out then ask, "Did you feel that?"
12. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
13. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"
14. Swat at flies that don't exist.
15. Call out, "Group Hug!" and then enforce it.
16. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Be quite, all of you, just be quite!"
17. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?
18. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
19. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
20. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passergers.
21. Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope and mutter to yourself.
22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button
23. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce "I have new socks on..."
28 ways to annoy your parents!
1.follow them around the house everywhere.
2. Moo when they say your name.
3. Pretend to have amnesia.
4. Say everything backwards.
5. Run into walls.
6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning, then jump on the bed and say "Good Morning Sunshine!".
8. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder.
9. Say all of the words in the film you're watching.
10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "D.n.a!!!".
11. Wear a sticker that says "I'm a fish and loving it!!"
12. Talk to a pen.
13. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time.
14. Try to climb the wall and sing "spider pig" when trying.
16. Put pegs on your nose and eyes.
15. Swich the light button on and off and then say "Ah, now I get it!"
18. Eat your hair.
19. Hold their hand and whisper to them "I see dead people."
20. When you shower or bath yell "I'm drowning!!!!".
21. At everything they say yell "liar!!".
22. Pretend to be a phone.
23. Try to swim on the floor.
24. Tap on their door all night...
25. When they talk to you, pretend to be the answer machine and say "I'm sorry, the person you are trying to call is not in at the moment, please try again or leave a message after the tone...beep!".
26. Sniff them then hold your nose and say "Wow! Man, you stink!! And I was thinking it was me!".
27. Stare at them ALL day.
28. Pick your nose at dinner then eat it.
A BLACK MAN WALKED IN TO A CAFE EARLY ONE MORNING AND NOTICES HE IS THE ONLY BLACK PERSON IN THERE! AS HE SAT DOWN HE NOTICED A WHITE MAN SAT DOWN BEHIND HIM AND THE WHITE MAN SAID: "COLORED PEOPLE ARE NOT ALLOWED! IN HERE!" THE BLACK MAN REPLIED... "WHEN I WAS BORN I WAS BLACK!" "WHEN I GREW UP I WAS BLACK!""WHEN I'M SICK I'MBLACK!""WHEN I'M IN THE SUN I'MBLACK!""WHEN I'M COLD I'MBLACK!""WHEN I DIE I'M BLACK!"BUT YOU SIR!... "WHEN YOU WERE BORN YOU WERE PINK!" "WHEN YOUR SICK YOU TURN GREEN!" "WHEN YOU STAY IN THE SUN YOUR RED!" "WHEN YOUR COLD YOU TURN BLUE!" "WHEN YOU DIE YOU TURN PURPLE!" "AND YET YOU HAVE THE NERVE TO DIS MY COLOR!"THE BLACK MAN TURNED AROUND AND THE WHITE MAN WALKED AWAY 1] I need to tell you a secret LOOK AT 5
[2] The answer is LOOK AT 11
[3] Dont get mad LOOK AT 15
[4] Calm down don't be mad LOOK AT 13
[5] First LOOK AT 2
[6] Dont be that angry LOOK AT 12
[7] I just wanna say hi
[8] What I wanted to tell you is...THE ANSWER IS ON 14
[9] Be patient LOOK AT 4
[10] This is the last time I'm going to do this LOOK AT 7
[11] I hope you're not mad when I say this LOOK AT 6
[12] Sorry LOOK AT 8
[13] Don't be getting a hype LOOK AT 10
[14] I dont know how to say this LOOK AT 3
[15] You must be really mad LOOK AT NUMBER 9
1. Which is your favorite color out of: red , black , blue , green , or yellow ? 2. Your first initial?3. Your month of birth?
4. Which color do you like more, black or white?
5. Your favorite number?
6. Do you like Flying or Driving more?
7. Do you like a lake or the ocean more?
8. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
When you're done, scroll down. (Don't cheat!)
Answers
1. If you choose:Red - You are alert and your life is full of love.Black - You are conservative and aggressive.Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.Blue - You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.Yellow - You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
2. If you're initial is:A-K You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.L-R You try to enjoy your life to the maximum & your love life is soon to blossom.S-Z You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
3. If you were born in:Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.July-Sep: You will have a great year and will experience a major life-changing experience for the good.Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.
4. If you chose:Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.
5. This is how many close friends you have in your lifetime.
6. If you chose:Flying: You like adventure.Driving: You are a laid back person.
7.. If you chose:Lake : You are loyal to your friends and your lover and are very reserved.Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
8. This wish will come true only if you copy and paste this onto your profile within one hour. Copy and paste this in the next 10 minutes, and it will come true before your next birthday
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